Yep, that's me, speaking at SocialWest.
They say, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
Clearly, those people never had to stare down a blinking cursor and a looming deadline.
As a communications specialist with over 15 years of experience in journalism and marketing, I speacialize in translating "corporate speak" and jargon into actual human English.
Whether I'm writing for a doctor who thinks emojis are a type of pasta or building brand narratives that don't put people to sleep, I thrive in the intersection of strategy and storytelling.
When I'm not busy protecting the English language's honour, I'm likely debating the life-changing importance of the Oxford comma and drinking enough coffee to power a small village.